Who Is Your Ideal Dangerous Thing?
1. Firstly, what do you most look for most in someone you'd date?
intelligence, sensitivity
self-effacing, sense of humor
fun-loving, a wild streak
creativity, whimsy
stability, introspection
tastiness
 
2. What is your preferred level of squishiness in a mate?
rock-solid, or mostly hard with some nice squishy areas
firm, but grow in squishiness the more they're handled
nicely squishy, but not mooshy
kind of fragile, actually
a whole range of textures
the less of them, the better
 
3. Select the quality you'd most like in a life partner.
someone who will wrap their arms around you all the time
someone to goof around with and play little games with
someone you can sit quietly with and not have to think about stuff
someone who you can always rely on
someone who is sweet and makes you feel good
someone who can respect your space and leave you alone when you want it
 
4. If your ideal partner had to have a major flaw, which is most acceptable?
arrogance
elusiveness
stupidity
addictiveness
unreliability
potential for evil
 
5. When you are sick, you would want your ideal partner to:
leave you the heck alone
stay away so they don't get sick, too
stop in just to make sure you're not dead or itchy
carry on as usual
stay over and dote on you and make sure you aren't bored
scale mountains to bring me the magic healing Taunor water
 
6. OK. Their ideal intelligence? (Be honest, now!)
astronomical
smarter than the average bear
the average bear
the average human
not very smart
pretty dumb
 
7. When you go on a date, you prefer it to be:
wild, unpredictable
all about you
fun, but easygoing
have lots of give and take
sedate, quiet
date?

8. How do you like to make your plans?
sometimes I don't know I did them until they're done
spur of the moment, seat of the pants
think a few minutes to eliminate disastrous consequences
review a few options, then choose the perfect one
let them all simmer a while
make them way, way in advance
 
9. If your date had to be missing something, what could you most do without?
conversation
warmth
fingers
pants
head
mass

10. You prefer the person you marry to be:
totally devoted to you
maybe 90% devoted to you, 100% would be selfish
75% or so devoted to you, more would be creepy
50/50 devoted, you're partners
accepting of the fact that you're more devoted than them
lenient about your wanting to keep an open playing field
 
11. How well do you deal with attention?
you love it, bring it on
some is OK, you like to be different
whatever, you don't really notice
you don't do anything that ever draws attention, so...
you just stand there and take it
you flee from their staring eyes
 
12. On the romance scale:
you dream about it, but never seem to find it
you want them to be super-romantic
you like a whirlwind romance, fast and hot
half of romance is the groping
it's nice when you get it
romance is yucky
 
13. How do you balance work responsibility with your love life?
work is your #1 responsibility, how else would you support them?
well, that's what weekends and evenings are there for
you take days off sometimes, also
you're not too attached to either one
you'd quit your job and live in a van, as long as you were with them
you'd do whatever they told you to do
 
14. Size.
gloriously large
large
kinda big
average, thanks
maybe a little small
teeny-weeny
 
15. If you could live anywhere with your ideal partner, where would it be?
a crowded city
a rustic town
a rainforest island
a desert climate
somewhere cool
anyplace wild and free