1. Firstly, what do you
most look for most in someone you'd date? |
intelligence,
sensitivity
self-effacing,
sense of humor
fun-loving,
a wild streak
creativity,
whimsy
stability,
introspection
tastiness
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2. What is your
preferred level of squishiness in a mate? |
rock-solid, or
mostly hard with some nice squishy areas
firm, but grow in
squishiness the more they're handled
nicely squishy, but
not mooshy
kind of fragile,
actually
a whole
range of textures
the less of them, the
better
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3. Select the quality
you'd most like in a life partner. |
someone who will
wrap their arms around you all the time
someone to goof
around with and play little games with
someone you can
sit quietly with and not have to think about stuff
someone who you
can always rely on
someone who is
sweet and makes you feel good
someone
who can respect your space and leave you alone when you want it
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4. If your ideal partner
had to have a major flaw, which is most acceptable? |
arrogance
elusiveness
stupidity
addictiveness
unreliability
potential for
evil
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5. When you are sick, you would want your ideal partner to: |
leave you the heck alone
stay away so they don't get sick, too
stop in just to make sure you're not dead or itchy
carry on as usual
stay over and dote on you and make sure you aren't bored
scale mountains to bring me the magic healing Taunor water
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6. OK. Their ideal
intelligence? (Be honest, now!) |
astronomical
smarter than the
average bear
the average bear
the average human
not
very smart
pretty
dumb
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7. When you go on a date,
you prefer it to be: |
wild,
unpredictable
all about you
fun, but
easygoing
have lots of give
and take
sedate, quiet
date?
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8. How do you like to
make your plans? |
sometimes I don't
know I did them until they're done
spur of the moment,
seat of the pants
think a few minutes
to eliminate disastrous consequences
review a few
options, then choose the perfect one
let them all simmer
a while
make them
way, way in advance
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9. If your date had to
be missing something, what could you most do without? |
conversation
warmth
fingers
pants
head
mass
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10. You prefer the
person you marry to be: |
totally devoted to
you
maybe 90% devoted
to you, 100% would be selfish
75% or so devoted
to you, more would be creepy
50/50 devoted,
you're partners
accepting
of the fact that you're more devoted than them
lenient
about your wanting to keep an open playing field
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11. How well do you deal
with attention? |
you love it, bring
it on
some is OK, you
like to be different
whatever, you don't
really notice
you don't do
anything that ever draws attention, so...
you
just stand there and take it
you flee from their
staring eyes
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12. On the romance
scale: |
you dream about it,
but never seem to find it
you want them to be
super-romantic
you like a
whirlwind romance, fast and hot
half of romance is
the groping
it's
nice when you get it
romance is yucky
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13. How do you balance
work responsibility with your love life? |
work is your #1
responsibility, how else would you support them?
well, that's what
weekends and evenings are there for
you take days off
sometimes, also
you're not too
attached to either one
you'd
quit your job and live in a van, as long as you were with them
you'd do
whatever they told you to do
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14. Size. |
gloriously large
large
kinda big
average, thanks
maybe a
little small
teeny-weeny
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15. If you could live
anywhere with your ideal partner, where would it be? |
a crowded city
a rustic town
a rainforest island
a desert climate
somewhere
cool
anyplace wild and free
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